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jalissia. 23. CT. day dreamer. lover. queer. feminist. lyrical. star-crossed. platano. animal enthusiast. hippie soul. snow bird. sit down comedian. nature freak. i'm new in town, so hit me up, send me a message or an ask. i'm real nice :]

chauvinistsushi:

catsbeaversandducks:

Shared Table Where People Can Work and Cats Can Wander

Via My Modern Met

kittyyyyy

crystalsandmoss:

thewarriorandthebard:

Favourite Xena quotes (about Gabrielle) - Part 1

The tingly  feelings I got while watching Xena and Gabrielle when I was little should have tipped me off to my queerness.

fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow:

My current clothing style is a combination of “shit I’m late”, “shit it’s cold”, with just a hint of “I’m too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers”.

Realizing my white friends are sorta shitty/racist/sexist while claiming the complete opposite. Any time I try and voice my opinion (even opinions followed up with sources and information) I get “no I totally understand what you mean but what I was saying is really more up my alley” or “I mean but who knows how accurate the survey/investigation/poll really was right so theres always room for error” like literally just take anything I said that was factual and just *shrugs* I mean things can be fake so why believe anything right? Fjdjnfjdmskwubfbr. Like when will they take those blinders off?

I don’t need you i DONT need you i dont NEED you I don’t need YOU but i WANT you

pink-vulva:

this is the realest tweet i have ever seen in my life. 

pink-vulva:

this is the realest tweet i have ever seen in my life. 

Don’t take this personal..

chromeofficial:

ma’am when i said freestyle i did not mean rap. this is a swimming competition please turn down the beat. ma’am.

hex-files:

Listening to my wife talk, scream, laugh, and gasp at their computer while watching their favorite TV shows is hilarious. One of my favorite things in the world. 

shutupaubrey:

don’t buy me flowers what am i supposed to do with flowers instead buy me like half a pound of salami 

dorkygoodness:

theuppitynegras:

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty


that is some hating ass bullshit

A man’s ego:the most fragile shit in the world

dorkygoodness:

theuppitynegras:

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

that is some hating ass bullshit

A man’s ego:the most fragile shit in the world

shantrinas:

a year of makeup.

(minus my gore makeup)

shantrinas.tumblr.com

youtube.com/shantrinas

instagram@shantrinas

are yall tired of my face yet??